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BIGGEST TURN OFF!!!!!

"I’m tall, I wish I was shorter" WELL, GO CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS!

or

"I’m short, I wish I was taller" GO LAY DOWN IN A RACK THEN!

idk-my-bff-nola:

ultrafacts:

Source More Facts HERE 

I got the Miracle Berry pills and they work and they make your food taste crazy and you should try it, it is like drugs except legal and only affects your taste buds.

merelei:

aliens-ate-my-mum:

Showing my favourite movie to my friends
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This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!

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departured:

mclolnalds:

when bae walks in the room

surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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subpoint:

Vercidea  Regan  Jane  Li   - <3333 favorite woman’s

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unclefather:

fall colors - black

winter colors - black

spring colors - black

summer colors - black

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souljannoying:

"I’ve heard so much about you!"

oh shit

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